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Generally yelled at random during seemingly normal everyday occurrences, like say – crossing the street perhaps…
“Hey plump diva!”
“Big girls need love too!”
“Ooooh! Yowwww! Just let me hug you girl!”
… Fellas, who IS this working on? She’s got to be a self-esteem case study in the works… there’s just no other way.
Update: I forgot one “oooh girl, can you cook?!”
Lusting after things I have secretized* that I will be able to afford someday… like this pair of Python Christian Louboutin 4 inch boots
Lust ($2600)
But alas, if he were to make them in my size, would they fit around my calf? Not likely… Even in the moderately priced world (which conversely, I CAN afford — in droves), my luscious calf meat can only fit snugly into stretchy boots generally made of what I would assume to be a mixture of pleather, spandex and viscose.
I’m having another big sister moment here… Ahem, Shoe Makers (this means all of you), I exist and am ready to spend — but are you ready to sell it to me?
*Secretized – dnyree speak for things she has put into the atmosphere with the faith through works that God will transpire to make it so.
While I appreciate the message this young man is sending via his absolutely adorable little gal friday, one hopes this was with his wife’s SPARE issue of the $20 presumed COLLECTOR’S ITEM issue of the July Vogue Italia.
Isn't she lovely...
He probably cued up Stevie’s “Isn’t She Lovely” and played it from baby coo’s all the way to rambunctious horns, harmonicas and tribal drums all the way at the end…
But let the record show (c) Claire Huxtable…
If this were MY husband/boyfriend/signficant other? After I took a pic for posterity’s sake (and maybe the cuteness of it all), I would have taken him to a private room and promptly beat him down (wouldn’t want gal friday to see her pops lose his manhood in front of her— it sends a bad message).
Thank you for attending this session of ‘when keeping it real, goes wrong*’
*it probably went even wronger when i hypothetically beat down my man at the end… but hey, it’s my blog, don’t get your panties in a bunch — but if you do, here’s a great sale you should try!
