I’ll keep this short and sweet today…

I was checking out macys.com getting a feel for some plus size fall fashion- you know, for sh*ts and giggles. I decided that I would check out the over-the-shoulder boulder holders since I was there… For my size (of the triple D variety, that blog name should have been a triple entendre…) the only thing that came up were MINIMIZERS!

Now being the sexalicious diva that I am, anyone who knows me, knows that I am not trying to cover them up – more or less minimize them. You can’t really hide something like that… I’m pretty sure people know that they are there. No one is out there telling all the girls with fake boobs to minimize theirs? Why do I have to pin down my au naturales?

Believe me… ain’t no one (translation: no man) out there complaining about coming home to a nice rack of hormone free poultry.